who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Join Application

Join Application

Join Application

by Join Application July 13, 2020

Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.

Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight

by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

jasmines appointment

she needs to go to her appointment at 3pm. and she said shes getting yelled at.

did you hear about 'Jasmines Appointment'?

by jackiesfavourite!! March 3, 2021

Dosh Appointment

Australian Slang for Work or a Job

Dosh - Contemporary word for money

“Brother, The boys are getting on the piss at muhamet’s tongiht. You coming?”
“Nah cuz, i got a dosh appointment in the morning”

by GAIDD December 15, 2021

Direct Appliances

A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.

"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."

by mondays lmfao December 24, 2021