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National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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Answer Jacked

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
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i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
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mixed answers

There is no straight answer to what something is on the Urban Dictionary, it only gives mixed answers!
by banflimflam August 16, 2022
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The answer to life the universe and everything

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42
by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022
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I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.
Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021
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