Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.
Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.
by Aete Bawl December 26, 2003
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half-stag

The action of going to a formal dance with a partner that feels sorry for or pitys the person he/she is going with.
Guy: Hey you want to go to Prom with me?
Girl: Uhhhh...... wow... uh ok?
Guy: Great, what color will your dress be so I can match.
Girl: It doesnt matter because we're going half-stag.
by reggedoll May 12, 2010
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half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.
Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.
by Mykropenys September 21, 2016
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Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.
Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness
by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 08, 2015
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snack and a half

Extra snackalicious! Someone who you like even more then usual or used to emphasis snack!
by Iss-a-Bella September 21, 2017
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half chub

Seeing Britney Spears' tits gave me a half chub.
by imanadultnow March 28, 2004
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half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.
John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.
by Adam C. L. May 09, 2008
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