The Coochie Affect

The Idea Of Sucking The Soul Out Of A Female Via Her Coochie.

Last Night I Totally Gave Me Girlfriend The Coochie Affect

by Yung Carrot May 11, 2019

The Monsoon Affect

The Monsoon Affect is where you do something at the same time as someone else completely unplanned. The best way to explain it is that it’s basically the opposite of jinxing something.. i.e saying something is going to happen, when it doesn’t end up happening. The Monsoon affect is named after Jinkx Monsoon considering her first name, Jinkx, is basically as I said before, the opposite to the monsoon affect

“I just got a notification that my friend sent me a story on IG, but when I clicked on it, The Monsoon Affect happened and it happened to be the same one I was just watching.”

by Flaminhotmilo April 8, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

friends with affection

When you and a friend show affection by cuddling or holding hands. Not in any kind of relationship, just showing affection.

Sarah:”He wants us to be considered friends with affection because he isn’t ready for a long term relationship yet.”

Ashlee:”That sounds like cuddle buddies or something along those lines.”

by TackyWonder777 April 21, 2021

Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

affairiversary

Date when you can celebrate the day you went behind the back of your ex-husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend and fell in love with your true love.

Guy: Hey sweetheart! Today is our Affairiversary, the day we started fooling around together and fell in love.

Girl: Aww.. it was the best day of my life.

Friend-to-guy: So dude, what are you getting your girlfriend for your affairiversary?

by LB Hampton <3 October 4, 2010

Affa

Affa is mostly a guy that's very toxic and likes nuking discord servers, he's extremely annoying and is most likely packing 2 inches which is why he likes to nuke discord servers it makes him feel good about himself

Kamen: Have you heard of Affa?
Stan: Yeah, I heard he took down the Avacord the other day because he's packing 2 inches.
Kamen: Yeah, apparently it makes him feel good about himself. He's so weird and annoying

by mistlol July 3, 2020