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AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.
I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.
by Cliff96 August 3, 2005
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T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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ad homonym

In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.
Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.

Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.

Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.

Betty: Are you calling me FAT?

Norma: ????

Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.

Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.

Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...

Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!

(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)
by I. Wagner November 30, 2006
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starr-ade

The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.

2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin
i got wasted after six starr-ades
by Andy Starr April 11, 2006
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Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍
by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019
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duck these ads

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018
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Ad-stalking

The was Google follows your browsing habits and then displays ads based on the sites you have been to.
Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015
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