Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

Accidenté

Basically when you do an accidenté... what happens is you do something on accidenté

I know it's a shift and seek match it was an accidenté I swear...

by WolfKing25 September 25, 2022

Accident

Me. Possibly you, the reader.

"I am an accident."

by tdfhjd April 11, 2023

Accidentally drunk

When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!

#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore

You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”

by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Hi accident!

When you met an accident, used in the Clyde and Willis episode, Go Fish!

Hi accident! (gets crushed by car)

by FAKETDmnoob July 11, 2017

Fencing accident

A code word for getting a hickey

Guy 1: Aw dude, I got into such a bad fencing accident last night!
Guy 2: I thought you went to a party!
Guy 1: You betcha I did.

Mom: Oh honey what happened to your neck?
Son: Just a fencing accident, don’t worry about me mom!

by dumb👌🏼 shit November 3, 2017