getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard bee

A female that vigorously roams an impound yard; yard bitch; zero tolerance for bullshit; calling the shots

"Dem folks don't want yard bee to take em out to tha yard, that bitch might get craaazy on dem niggas"

by Yard Bee August 20, 2021

Black yard

Another word for Blacktop.

"Again, more street racers on the black yard."
"Whats a black yard?"
"Another word for blacktop."
"Arent blacktops a think on school playgrounds too?"
"Yeah I'm just using the first Urban Dictionary definition on it."

by A human I guess July 2, 2022

yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.

Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.

by Treatmaster September 29, 2021

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015

yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?

A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"

by 29lil1 March 4, 2014