Scottie

A person who *is* the vibe. Bold, charismatic, and impossible to miss, Scotties rock leopard print and neon like pros. Their energy is impossible to ignore—good vibes follow them like glitter after a craft project. Always standing out in a crowd, they turn heads and light up rooms without even trying.

The party was pretty quiet until a total Scottie showed up and stole the spotlight.

by VibeCurator January 31, 2025

Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.

Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.

by Random Scotty April 7, 2022

snotty scotty

When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.

Amanda received a Snotty Scotty the night of May 19th 2020

by richardo blanco May 19, 2020

Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.

Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!

by security dude June 26, 2014