When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.
Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.
by J rock from the dirty E March 21, 2018
The condition in which one's testicals tighten up and feel leathery often happening after exiting a pool or cold bath. The physical feel of testicles while experiencing Blue Balls. The shrinkage and tightening of your balls right before blowing your load.
by Mike Grizzlee June 07, 2007
When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain.
by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008
by nwalsh977 July 28, 2010
A fabric constriction around the groin that occurs as a result of sitting or propping up a leg in tight pants (preferably khakis), forcing others to have a superfluous magnitude of testicular knowledge.
by Steve Gorak November 10, 2009
by DJroshni November 12, 2007
someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs
Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass
by iridebikes:D June 06, 2007