preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

preston & keifer

selfish boys

man 1: hey they're being selfish
man 2 :ah they must be a preston & keifer

by joshmckeann69 September 30, 2019

Preston

He is literally the biggest liar ever and probably has god aim but sucks at everything else in video games especially in Fortnite you can never trust him and probably the dumbest fucking person ever besides when playing Fortnite he's got the brain of Einstein.

He Is Preston bad at fortnite

by Prexydoodle November 21, 2023

Preston

A Kind Short Young man who is Handsome, brave, and outgoing and Also Has A HUGE dick of about 2-3 inches above average size

Look Preston is so cute I'm going to ask him out and I heard he has a big Dick

by Vvjghsugy 445/ October 16, 2022

Preston

The only word to describe this man is legendary.

Woah. Preston looking thicc. I kinda wanna smash. I mean, who wouldn’t?

by LeneGooch October 20, 2019

Preston Pierce

Big girthy cocked fellow who wonders the halls looking for some poon to doon.

Did you see that weird kid jerking it in class? “Yeah he is a real Preston Pierce.”

by CelticPyre September 21, 2022