by bloodmon October 13, 2021

by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.
Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.
by Hog girl February 3, 2020

by ivlogtv October 8, 2023

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

by jederic January 17, 2018
