The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.
Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!
by Io September 7, 2004
Get the The Jimmie Effectmug. by Racer XXX April 13, 2017
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Get the Jimmy Pagemug. The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
by bigboss204 March 13, 2019
Get the Jimmy Johnsonmug. (n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
by ThreeArrows November 9, 2008
Get the jimmy woodsmug. Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)
by KofiOnEarth February 5, 2023
Get the Pull a Jimmymug. My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
Get the Jimmy Kimmelmug.