Cat

An animal that hates you just as much as you hate it

Ash, you really need to get a cat

by Countess Random June 15, 2017

Cat

Not a Dog

That's a cat

by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020

Cat

A fluffy, adorable, stupid, idiotic, but smart, stuck up, furry, and prissy creature.

I love my cat no matter what.

by AFrostGirl March 11, 2015

Cat

A rather small part of the feline family. A cousin of the racoon feline.

Hey look at this cool cat.

by nmcfv xfdrjnbffjdreonkhdfritm April 24, 2020

CAT

"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."

CATS ARE NOT REAL, BELIVE ME I AM NOT CRAZY

by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017

Cat

The assholes of the animal kingdom

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021