Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria

"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"

by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection

We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways

by pandalover555420 August 2, 2018

bread

another word for beer

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.

by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011

Pickle Bread

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

by Pickle Bread July 1, 2009