Wag Jag

The act of dancing where chest pops while moving arms and hips in a rotating motion

Oh man look at Ian "Wag Jag"!

by Jaxandbrit February 14, 2012

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Wagative

Wagative is more than a word it is a feeling.
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?

"I put my hand up to wagativity."
"Wagative my guy."

by wagawins October 8, 2020

Little wag

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid

Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

by Definitely not two trays kid July 24, 2022

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

wag

wild ass guess

Whenever the politician was asked a question, he took a wag.

by ahominid October 2, 2015

wag

What a game

Yo the Eagles game was a wag

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 10, 2025