NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted

NEd has a croissant sized penis.

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

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Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019

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Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

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Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.

Ur a ned Armstrong

by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022

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Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.

Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy

by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022

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