brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.

girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.

by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.

Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.

by M4rzipan January 3, 2019

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

brandon

a big headed boy that’s stubborn and loves his car

brandon loves jessica 🥰

by bloopbleep578 November 23, 2021

Brandon

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.

Brandon.

by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017

brandon

the most hottest, finest, cutest, bestest guy in the world. when people see him walk past, they stare. he's tall, and has a deep voice, and will look you straight in the eye for a solid 5 seconds. he has colored hair, and is an absolute god.

person:did you see that boy in the hall?
girl:yeah.. his name is brandon

by banana teehee November 19, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a kind hearted and loving person,although sometimes he can come off as a complete ass.Brandon’s can tend to be narcissistic or come off as such when really they are kind hearted and soft.He is funny,smart and good looking .You can often find Brandon ignoring his significant other or playing video games.Besides his tendencies to neglect his significant other he is basically the definition of perfect .Brandon’s tend to have amazing hair and nicely shaped eyebrows.Brandon’s have beautiful brown eyes and an amazing personality .They are a breeze to love and well worth your time

Brandon is amazing

by Alexia1289 June 24, 2021