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Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.
Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.
by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020
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zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.
by KaraM96 October 19, 2020
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zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begins to masturbate.
Jeffrey exposed his zoomdick during a video call yesterday.
by KaraM96 October 19, 2020
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Zoom

A waste of space to the human race. An interdenominational mistake to us all.
"zoom"
by Zoom 2.0 October 22, 2020
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Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 8, 2020
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Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.
I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.
by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020
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Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
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