Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"
"Yeah man?"
"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"
"No way!"
"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"
"Yeah man?"
"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"
"No way!"
"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"
by Kreetofa March 4, 2006
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The love of my life, but I have no clue who she is? Caring and affectionate, but she will get bored with you and look somewhere else for her unfulfilled desires.
Everything I want in a women, I love her nose, and her voice, and wish I really got to know her deep inner thoughts. If I was superman I would turned the world backwards and start over again just to see her smile at me. I would give my life for her, I love her, and think of her everyday of my life............Windy, I'm sorry, I love you, and I can die happy knowing I had a small piece of your heart.
You crushed my soul, with your wild eyes
You ripped my heart, with your soft hands
You cut me off, in my time of dispair
You cast me out, with your twisted tongue
You said you "loved", with your duplicitous mind
And that is fine, In the game of love
I feel your magic and it blinds me forth
When my shields are down, your beckon call
Deception is your only game
And I would roll the dice once more just to play
Everything I want in a women, I love her nose, and her voice, and wish I really got to know her deep inner thoughts. If I was superman I would turned the world backwards and start over again just to see her smile at me. I would give my life for her, I love her, and think of her everyday of my life............Windy, I'm sorry, I love you, and I can die happy knowing I had a small piece of your heart.
You crushed my soul, with your wild eyes
You ripped my heart, with your soft hands
You cut me off, in my time of dispair
You cast me out, with your twisted tongue
You said you "loved", with your duplicitous mind
And that is fine, In the game of love
I feel your magic and it blinds me forth
When my shields are down, your beckon call
Deception is your only game
And I would roll the dice once more just to play
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Get the East Windsor mug.placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.
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vocally and thus gains credit for it. in
other words a complete cuntstrick.
vocally and thus gains credit for it. in
other words a complete cuntstrick.
you have just been windsored
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