players syndrome

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.
A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006
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leonidas syndrome

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.
I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.
by BitcoinSachs February 25, 2014
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Pyjama Syndrome

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
by Chiboa May 27, 2014
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Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
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TiVo Syndrome

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.
What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.
by JEWSIAN. August 15, 2010
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chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
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Bruv Syndrome

A person who unconsciously says the word ‘bruv’ at the end of every sentence.
Mate, you’ve got bruv syndrome
by 🦢 F February 14, 2023
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