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New Castleing

When one receives fellatio, whilest the partner with the dick in their mouth, is underwater. Derived from a pejorative term regarding the naming of towns throughout England, as they are named in relation to the river which they surround.
Newton Shill told his friend Ed Hype-Mantes all about how Liza Bootheecke gave him an underwater blowjob. He called it, stupidly and without purpse, New Castleing. Schmill died shortly after. No cause was given, but some speculate he was "too stupid too live."
by MrWigglesIV February 29, 2012
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castle fart

something that happens in quiet castle
I was playing super Mario and was in the castle then I castle farted
by orfsadoy March 19, 2010
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Crystal Castles

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.
by hipsterssuck August 20, 2013
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The White Castle

When one proceeds to unload his seaman onto a hamburger... usually without cheese.
When my girl went to the bathroom I jizzed in her burger. When she came back she enjoyed The White Castle.
by D-Shiz January 30, 2009
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mossy castle

After Tina was fired form the pr0n industry due to her weight problem, you should have seen her mossy castle.
by gigadude January 28, 2008
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White Castle

A nasty vermin infested crackhouse that helps the DEP stay in business.
If you think White Castle has the best burger in the Tri-State area you must stay stoned 24/7 you morons, or you just have not ever eaten at ANY other place that serves ahmburgers.
by nick123 June 11, 2006
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Castle Crashers

A term used when describing the action of sneaking into your significant others household in the intentions of preforming sexual actions
I castle crashed her house night last
Did you hear ? We were all castle crashers at her house
by I did not ask May 18, 2021
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