Canadian wedding dress

A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.

See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"

by Benji Barker January 27, 2007

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 January 12, 2009

wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

by fabellaregina May 3, 2006

de-weeding

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )

Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"

by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010

Assault Rifle Wedding

worse than a shotgun wedding...

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs

by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010

weading

When you get stoned and read a book. Get high and obtain some knowledge.

I will be weading my kindle after smoking this joint.

by WitchyMunky April 4, 2017

Wedging

The placing of items (various) between the buttock cheeks with the intention of using as a storage space, handy 3rd hand or just to take something for a walk.

Have you seen Bob, he's wedging that large screwdriver & is climbing that ladder. How does he do it???

by Dusty Boots July 11, 2019