kamikaze watermelon

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.

what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

by Scared of Mammals August 3, 2004

Watermelon 400

Local nickname for Atlanta's Orbital Motorway, combining two southern US traditions, Racisim("Watermelon"-a slight on Atlanta's black population), and love of motor racing("400"-as in 400 miles; refering to the length of a NASCAR race).

I took me two hours to get in: the Watermelon 400 was at at a standstill.

by Comrade Mister Yamamoto September 10, 2005

Watermelon Wednesday

When your Wednesday goes from being normal to being completely freak nasty. Also when everything in your Wednesday turns crazy and you don't know whats going to happen next.

Spouse A: Today seems like such a Watermelon Wednesday.

Spouse B: I know right, things are starting to get freak nasty, I dont know what's going to happen next.

by Farrai October 25, 2012

watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar is both a song and a metaphor. The song is written by the amazing and talented harry styles who uses the phrase “watermelon sugar” as a presumed metaphor for cum.

I swallowed his watermelon sugar, it was so wonderful and warm :)

by newromantics¿ November 5, 2020

watermelon head

adj: A term used to describe someone with a head that is out of proportion with their body.

noun: A literal watermelon for a head, typically placed on a corpse by naughty teenagers.

Wow! My Grandma has a watermelon head! If I catch the degenerate that did this, I'll eat their ass!

Wow! My best friend sure had a watermelon head, its too bad the police blew half of it off cause he was black.

by alabamatruckenthusiast January 16, 2018

Gay Watermelon

A messy bowl cut hairstyle popular in the year 2019.

Ewwww, that kid Lachie has a weird haircut, looks like a gay watermelon.

by Mr. MiniMuffinMan September 10, 2019

watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar is both a song and a metaphor. The song is written by the amazing and talented harry styles who uses the phrase “watermelon sugar” as a presumed metaphor for cum.

I swallowed his watermelon sugar, it was so wonderful and warm :)

by newromantics¿ November 5, 2020