bogosian watch

A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.

Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.

by Mr. Corvasi October 21, 2004

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

Watched it now

A phrase which is used to inform someone that you have seen a movie on the Netflix "watch instantly" service, or are going to do so in the future.

That movie was awesome, I watched it now yesterday!

I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.

by Baldyeaglehead March 21, 2009

Storm Watching

The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.

I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.

by Bodafugachi February 1, 2009

sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 17, 2010

watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

by GReg January 20, 2018

Watching the kids

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked

Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?

Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on

(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids

by BellaBomber November 19, 2019