wannabe waster

Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.

"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"

by Tedington December 14, 2006

David Warner

A guy that gets another guy to tamper with a cricket ball.

Stop being a David Warner.

by I’ll have 2 number nines February 24, 2020

Warner Robins

A southern town placed in Middle Earth, I mean, Middle Georgia that you pass by on the freeway and you're like "Who the hell would live there?"

"Hey, why don't you come on down to Warner Robins so we can go mud boggin?!"

"Why don't I go and do what???"

by Betch007 August 14, 2012

wagner

to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!

mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!

by wagmagnets October 18, 2010

Wagner group

Sick ass Russian private military group

Retarted American: omg Wagner group so bad
Me: cry fat fag they better then seal team

by Airlightshock November 23, 2022

Wagner college

A college located in Staten Island, NY that is full of wealthy, snotty ,rich kids, Who's parents are able to pay the full college tuition just by the interest in their bank account. 99% of the people here have parents that are involved in banking, investing or own a buisness.

Girl 1: Which 20 pairs of shirts should I get? Ralph Lauren or Lacoste?

Girl 2: I have all of them, but my favorite is that pink polo.

Girl 1 to cashier: Charge it please! Daddy's got it covered!

Girl 2: They should change the name to Fashion college, instead of Wagner college!

by Partyoverwhere? May 26, 2008

warner

Person who pretends to be a 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' 24/7m but removes all the metalgear and make-up when in the presence of Mom & Pop prior to going out for an evening meal.

Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!

"Did you see Jim the other day in the library? I couldn't believe it - the guy's a REAL Warner!"

by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005