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Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!
i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime
by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009
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Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.
Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'
by Galactrix93 November 6, 2009
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War walking

Walking around looking for open wireless networks with a laptop or PDA.
I'm going to be war walking with my iBook later.
by Maq January 3, 2004
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walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.
Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...
by D.Praved January 30, 2010
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walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.
You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!
by JDott August 5, 2016
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walking trophy

walking trophy is a term use to call a girl beautiful or gorgeous also a song sung by hoodcelebritty
my girl you look like a walking trophy in that dress
by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019
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Walking Ad

Someone who wears a shirt, cap, or shoes that have a large logo on it to promote their clothing.
Most walking ads are nike checks
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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