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dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.
That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut
by mjizzle October 4, 2012
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tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.
Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.
by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015
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Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.
Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?
by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018
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Christmas Pub Wankers

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers
by Lenny watson September 19, 2018
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wacker

one who is cought in the acked at wacking
wacker is getting out of work early today
by wak-er July 24, 2003
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whackers

wireless hackers.
also refered to as 'wibos', or wireless hobos, and hahaha..digital pathogens!
whackers fuck your richo mother, kid! no, not just that ..they can fuck your comp and that BlueTooth cellie you think no one can ave ..(shit! thank gawd i'm a technophobe..).
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.
Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp
by vdragyn May 17, 2010
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