Sinusoidal Worker

A person who does significant amounts of work for one thing while simultaneously doing lots of work for a different thing.

Say someone doesn't submit any homework assignments for a week, but then shovels snow off a track so they can run laps you would say to them

"bro your such a sinusoidal worker"
"true"

by agreatfuck December 3, 2025

Worker

A person who work.

A: "Flipping burgers doesn't make you a 'worker'."

B: "No wonder my boss don't pay me."

by Leco K May 18, 2023

co-worker meme

A viral meme that is often commercialized and only found funny by boring, sterile people who have never been introduced to a higher form of comedy like your least interesting co-worker whose sole source of entertainment is the mainstream internet and late-night television

Danny: What the fuck even is hawk tuah?
Barnaby: It's another co-worker meme that probably has a merch store and a tv show planned by now, just like Damn Daniel or whatever.

by green and retired July 12, 2024

Beef Worker

The art of giving great oral pleasure to man

that girl is a real beef worker

by bigdaddyburgerbar July 18, 2024

Beef Worker

The art of giving great oral pleasure by sucking the “beef”

she is a real deal “beef worker”

she sucked the shit out my dick.. she a real “beef worker”

by bigdaddyburgerbar July 18, 2024

sex worker

The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.

Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.

The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.

by bitchuck August 15, 2024

Worker Slugs

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.

“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”

by Worker86 March 30, 2025