Motel 6 Wi-Fi

A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.

Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.

At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?

Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?

Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!

Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.

by The Real Driller February 10, 2019

Wi-fi nucks

Two people attempting to give nuckles to eachother, but are to far away to make contact they pretend to give nucks in the air and say "wi-fi"

I was in class and wanted to give my home dog nucks, but he was to far away so I gave him "wi-fi nucks" nucks.

by dave dog! February 23, 2011

Wi-Fi

A way to get Internet access, the term Wi Fi is a play upon the decades-old term HiFi that describes the type of output generated by quality musical hardware, Wi Fi stands for Wireless Fidelity and is used to define any of the wireless technology in the IEEE 802.11 specification - including (but not necessarily limited to) the wireless protocols 802.11a, 802.11b, and 802.11g. The Wi-Fi Alliance is the body responsible for promoting the term and its association with various wireless technology standards.

I am heading out of the house and I need Wi-Fi to check my email.

by Hyperion-X July 25, 2008

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.

Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.

by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017

WiFi0533

A word that describes a Mexican person who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) very often. They often respond with weird English such as "How" to something that doesn't need an explanation. They often watch hentai instead of going outside.

Man 1: You see that weirdo?
Man 2: Yeah, he's a WiFi0533

by hwhitt June 28, 2022

Wi-Fi

wireless fucking internet

Who do i have to sweet talk to get some wireless fucking internet in this town?!?

We have Wi-Fi at the holiday in

by badasswordinventor March 21, 2009