Bleached whale

A fat homosexual with dyed blonde hair.

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.

by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011

sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR October 02, 2005

spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 08, 2008

Whale Cum

Whale Cum means "Welcome" but is intentionally spelled "Whale Cum" If pronounced right, it should sound like "Welcome" with a southern accent.

"Whale Cum to the Banana!"
"You are new? Well Whale Cum!"

by c0mbatMaTT97 May 04, 2009

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge August 07, 2008

Oh Whale

A term used in sentences, when it's depressing, but not awful. A comedical sibling to oh well

Man, I really wanted to go bowling, but I got sick. Oh whale.

by tejtakespics October 03, 2016

safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.

Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003