whack

What you say when youre the only black guy in a group.

"Damn. Shit. That is whack."

by TokenBlackGuy August 17, 2003

Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

by Simon November 2, 2003

Whack

Although to everyone else this means 'bad', it sounds like it should mean 'good' so we are changing the meaning!!

Whack now means 'cool, awesome, good, superb, fantastic' etc.

"That Ben and Jerry's ice cream is whack!"

by Marv and Bentos November 7, 2006

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011

whack ass nigga

one who refers to awesome shit like mountain dew, black dildos, lacrosse and the talented incubus, as whack or gay.
they are also known to enjoy interpol, muse (which everyone knows is a watered down version of radiohead) and works at the santikos rialto theater.

"what did she/he say??? oh nevermind, thats just a whack ass nigga!"

by the only realest nigga December 6, 2011

whack

Mafia terminology for killing someone.

"There 'e is whack'im!"

by Dave January 14, 2004