waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

wapping

Eating lots of food mad fast!!!

"Im bout to start wapping on this sandwhich real quick!

by thasyckness January 18, 2008

warping

breaking down molecules and relocating those molecules to coordinate plane in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE moving at light speed according to a highschool junior

Dude, the ship in star trek is totally warping...

by supermanphotog/spiderman June 1, 2009

wamping

Something you do to a box, open to interpretation i suppose, all i know is that cylinders (pneumatic obviously)are required and boxes (not sure if size is an issue) are present

Kevin was wamping the box while dimby bummed a fag

by DIMBY June 10, 2008

waning

If something's terrible or bad or boring or just generally negative, it's 'waning'. Derived from the cycles of the moon. Opposite of waxing

I hate having to eat brussel sprouts at xmas, they're waning!

by SpazOnTheHorizon January 8, 2012

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013