When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.
I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.
by Walmart Jesus September 22, 2015
People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.
by urban-porn-stealer November 22, 2010
Refers to a a person who looks and carries themselves as if they were Drake (the rapper) aka wannabe. Example: Utah based artist XavierTheRapper who became known for his resemblance to Drake.
by Bigdogfromthe6 June 11, 2019
When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
by azigabnsla July 01, 2006
Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.
Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.
Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.
Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men
by Dutch surfer August 29, 2011
by TheMysteriousNeighbor August 02, 2011