Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010

Egyptian Vacation

When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.

This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.

hey John what did you do over Labor Day weekend?

I just took an old fashioned Egyptian Vacation.

by Joey Beaks August 28, 2017

Volcanoing

The name given to the occasion when, for whatever reason, your beverage fizzes or froths over the top of it's container.

"Dude, my beer is volcanoing!"

by CamiKaze August 3, 2007

california vacation

A Trip on some strong(Maybe even Grateful Dead Family) LSD-25.

Graham-"What's wrong with Josh?"
KT-"Oh he's taking a California vacation."

by joshua bixler January 4, 2008

in violation

doing or has done something wrong

you see that boy over there is in violation for robbing an old man last night

by tuffpuff January 28, 2010

Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.

Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

by Dropped My Idiot November 9, 2019