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The victim was attacked
by Olafemi haga May 11, 2021
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academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.
I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.
by itigo October 26, 2024
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Group Victim

The individual in the group that gets picked on the most or exclusively. Usually because this individual has a habit of doing things incorrectly or because they're unable to maintain commitments. This individual is usually ok with being picked on so they can remain in the group.
Person 1: "Why are you all picking on Danny?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, it's cool. He's our Group Victim"
by Sir. Yamms December 18, 2024
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Victim/Victimizer Narrative

And it's funny that Jordan is obsessed with saying it's the wrong narrative when...
Hym "The Victim/Victimizer Narrative is the fuel that drives the conservative media infrastructure. 'We are the perpetual victims of censorship and are fighting that explicitly' but IN REALITY the EXACT OPPOSITE is the case. There is no coalition trying to silence them. They are the coalition. I'm the one being silenced. It isn't misinformation. It's a complete inversion of what is actually happening + current events. And the democrats AND THE PROGRESSIVE MEDIA... Are absolute garbage for allowing them to do it. All your bloviating about hate is meaningless when you're citizens are BURNING ALIVE AND DYING PERFECTLY PREVENTABLE DEATHS. I don't have to like any of you cocksuckers for any reason. And my situation is extreme and requires an extreme voice. This is and always has been absolutely necessary. The reason you will not face me is and always has been that when I articulate what has been happening to me it sounds like a psyop and if it has been signed off on by government officials their careers are over forever. I'm working at a gas station so Tulsi Gabbard doesn't have to. And I'm not going to let you get away with it. Trump was tight about the media being the enemy of the people it just also applies to the online media as well."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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Avedøre Victim

A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.

The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.

Known symptoms include:

Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"

PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos

A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”

Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
by Victimdk July 18, 2025
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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fourth floor victim

a person never to be seen again after being third floored.
after he heard their conversation, he was the first fourth floor victim at our school.
by ace_lolz November 12, 2025
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