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vegan

one who does not eat meat; does not suck dick or straight.
by PRod3002 May 14, 2011
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Veganism

Is a diet.
Person 1 : Veganism is a diet
World : True homie
by the vegan teacher August 21, 2020
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Veganation

The process of becoming a member of a backwards society known as the vegans. It is the equivalent of chemical castration in men.
Dude whats been going on with you? You look all weak and frail and you've slowly been dumbing down.

I've been going through veganation.

You poor bastard, let me put you out of your misery.
by Kage127 May 15, 2009
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vegan

A vegan is a person of higher superiority. When they walk or as some people notice glide a row of lush green vegetables will grow instantaneously in there wake. While they are very bitter on cruelty to animals, most actually enjoy the odd cock fight or running of the bulls. A recent online study has shown that 89% masturbate to animals being whipped or beaten in some way and use vegetables or leafy substitutes to help the orgasms intensify, this is generally why vegans use this diet as an escape goat for there nasty behaviors. They are obviously transcendence of a greater race. But over all if you do come across one of these interesting human beings, be weary as there utter depressive state will cause gastronomical health issues as in: vision loss, liver, heart or bladder failure, acute pain in the lower abdomen, imploding of brain and muscle spasms, intense vomiting followed by diarrhea and the worst of the bunch a flesh eating bacteria.
On all they are an interesting bunch and as they dont like animal cruelty, human beings are open season. you have been warned you better be prepared but most of all just stay the hell away from em!
Joe: Wow Janet do you see that vegan over there munching in the grass?..

Janet: NO NO NO JOE DON'T GET TO CLOSE! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS!!!

Joe: Arghhh I can't see! help me janet help me!

Janet: nah f*** that you're on yah own!! LEG IT!!
by Anus_gerbil September 17, 2018
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Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
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The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020
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vegan bar

Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.
Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !
by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019
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