A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
by Rock & Roll ain't for pussies August 11, 2004
Get the van halenmug. First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.
Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
by The Bros October 11, 2004
Get the Van Halenmug. A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009
Get the get in the vanmug. A Mini-Van, usually a piece of shit Chevy Astro, that the more "special" kids take to get to school. Very much like a Short Bus.
by Chris_K. April 10, 2010
Get the School Vanmug. a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.
Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.
Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.
Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.
Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
by Phatlipz January 6, 2009
Get the Disease Vanmug. The signal declared by the driver of a minivan to begin claiming seats in said van. Seats that would be claimed consist of the traditional, "Shotgun", as well as the port and starboard "galley" (middle set of seats), and the port and starboard "poopdeck" (far back seats), the middles of the poopdeck and galley are of course called "bitch". In the event of a tie, the first to repeat said position wins the rights to the seat.
"Van Ahoy!"
"Shotgun!"
"port galley"
"starboard galley"
"port poopdeck"
"starboard poopdeck"
"damnit, i'm bitch."
"Shotgun!"
"port galley"
"starboard galley"
"port poopdeck"
"starboard poopdeck"
"damnit, i'm bitch."
by Ashley "Samurai" February 23, 2006
Get the Van Ahoy!mug. 