Vanilla Ice

fuckin pansy ass washed up gutter trash who ripped off a great queen song and has a hairdo like a backstreet boy

1990:word to your mother
wow your cool
2004:word to your mother
wow your gay

by yoyo December 30, 2004

milli vanilli

A band in the 80's that was caught lip synking. They had 4 hit songs and they were not very good.

Milli Vanilli are fake they couldn't sing

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

vanilla starfish

a bleached asshole

I love my new vanilla starfish!

by BrookeNM May 18, 2011

vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

by Hoomber December 14, 2008

vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

vanilla dream

noun. the white significant other of a non-white person.

yes, i love my vanilla dream!

by Jedan February 27, 2011

vanilla

A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.

BOY BITES GIRL ON NECK
GIRL: What are you doing?
BOY: Biting your neck - d'ya like it?
GIRL: Eew! Get off!
BOY: sigh You're so fucking vanilla, Toni.

"You can't take me into the heavy metal section! I'm way too vanilla for that."

"Of COURSE Hannah's still a virgin! Look at her, she's SO vanilla!"

by ChompGirl April 14, 2006