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emo hot topic vampire

a person who thinks there a vampire and weres everything that they can get from hot topic the also like to copy twilight and think the guy who plays edward cullen is "hot"
Person 1:"Did you see that person just walk out of Hot Topic?"

Person 2:"Yeah they look like some emo hot topic vampire"
by xXxDarknessxXx August 8, 2009
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Attracting Lesbian Vampires

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.
God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.
by pdxpunk July 4, 2010
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vampire tea bag

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
by Ryjamin September 5, 2012
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Vampire Skirt Chaser

Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.
You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???
by Selice August 29, 2006
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vampire

A vampire is any person or thought or feeling that stands between you and your creative self expression, but they can assume many seductive forms.

1) The pigmy vampire:
Will swarm around you head like gnats and say things like:
"Your teeth need whitening."
"You went to state school?"
"You sound weird."
"Shakespeare, Sondheim, Sedaris did it before you and better than you."
"You cannot sing good enough to be in a musical."

2) The air freshener vampire:
She might look like you mama, or your old fat-ass, fat aunt Fanny.
She smells something unpleasant in what you’re creating and will urge you to spray it up with some pine fresh smell ’em ups. The air freshener vampire doesn’t want you to write about bad language, blood, or blow jobs.
She wants you to clean it up and clean it out which will leave your work toothless, gutless, and crotchless, but you’ll be left with two tight paragraphs of kittens that your grandma would be so proud of.

3) The vampire of despair:
It’ll wake you up at 4am to say things like:
"Who do you think you’re kidding?"
"You look like a fool."
"No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be good enough."
Sally: My mom won't let me be in Bare just because it curses!

John: Ew, what a vampire!
by Lauren!! July 7, 2008
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vampire

n. A person who uses your electronic device to power their electronic device.

v. To plug into another person's device to power your own.
My iPod's dead. I'm going to vampire off your laptop.
by Stormneedle March 6, 2010
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Vampire Hate Fuck

As seen on the third episode of the third season of True Blood:
Vampire Hate Fuck is the act of angrily twisting a person's head backwards a complete 180 degrees so that you don't have to look at their face while you fuck them violently out of pure hate and spite. Unlike rape, this experience is welcomed by the person having their head twisted.
by Doctor Amaazing July 6, 2010
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