Vegan

When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Vegan

A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy

not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.

Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft April 26, 2022

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

Shut up simon

Shut up simon, stop having a hissy fit about veganism

by Stop Fighting September 12, 2022

Vegan

Meat Cannibal.

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.

by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022

Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy

Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?

by socker456 December 31, 2022

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023