Vampire Vision

When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc.

God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.

by Pofodamofo January 26, 2008

vampire bitch

A bitch that you only want to be with in the dark.

Yo my vampire bitch is sooo ugly, but she fucks soooo good.

by the dago March 29, 2007

Vampire Penis

Another name for a tampon.

Girl 1: Ugh.. I started my period. Did you bring any tampons?
Girl 2: Do you mean a Vampire Penis?

by styl0 May 22, 2010

Vampire ass

When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass

by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015

Vampire Rule

When an assignment or project is under the "Vampire Rule" it means it is due before the professor gets up in the morning...

Commonly around sunrise.

When working on a Systems Architecture project at Drexel U. the professor sends out an email around 11pm stating the deadline is no longer midnight, but is now under the "Vampire Rule". This creates confusion and disarray for the student who planed to still go out at midnight and have a good time; Now they are forced to complete the assignment in order to stay with the curve.

by Disgruntled CS senior February 11, 2008

vampire orgy

A vampire orgy takes place at night in the woods. It involves a group homosexual albino black men who are afraid to come out during the day, due to the shame they bring to them selfs. They start by gathering gorilla limbs, they use the gorillas blood as lube while they aggressively jam said limbs into each others orifices, while sucking each others necks.

When i was walking in the woods at night i saw a vampire orgy, it was so fucked up...

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

vampire kiss

Lots of people think that a vampire kiss is just kissing and biting the neck, it's not. It can either be:

1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.

2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.

3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.

Guy 1: "I gave my girlfriend a vampire kiss last night"

Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"

by Blooddiamond21 September 8, 2007