Turkish Slingshot

Is the act of conducting a chinese padlock, placing one's penis in one's own arse, subsequently developing an erection. This in turn causes the penis to slingshot out, releasing fecal matter.

John was so well hung that has was able to fuck himself in the arse and do a turkish slingshot.

by slingshotter June 29, 2011

Turkish Roulette

The game people indirectly play when visiting the local kebab restaurant, knowing there's a good one in five chance of getting diarrhea.

"Did you go get something to eat after we left last night?"

"Yeah, but unfortunately I lost the turkish roulette... Was one rough night for sure."

by AndyMind October 28, 2013

Turkish Nut Burner

a sexual act where a male or female drinks a hot beverage such as: coffee, tea, soup, hot chocolate, etc, and immediately performs oral sex on a male.

George: hey nancy wanna have some fun?!

Nancy: what did you have in mind george?

George: how about a turkish nut burner?

Nancy: why certainly, just let me go get some coffee.....

by Jon Waage & Branden Eggestein September 26, 2008

Turkish Tumbler

When you stick your dick in a girl's ass and roll down a hill.

That Turkish Tumbler made me dizzy last night.

by Shaun form wisconsin May 18, 2009

Turkish Submarine

When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.

Man I ate Taco-Bell before my shift and then turned the office into a Turkish Submarine!

by BARRY "O-Town" June 25, 2010

Turkish Slingshot

The act of ejaculating into a condom then removing the condom while holding the resovior end with thumb and pointer finger and open end with opposite hand. Next you would shoot said condom contents into your partner's face.

Jim was pissed his girlfriend made him wear a condom, so he gave her the ole Turkish Slingshot.

by teebag nutz inmouth July 3, 2010

Turkish dairy cow

the sextual act in wich a woman lactates into another anus

Dude have you seen this video of the TURKISH DAIRY COW

by lardopatamas365 April 1, 2011