Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018
Get the Turf Whalemug. A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.
by hoot rider November 4, 2017
Get the Turf Loungemug. turf·ing | “to turf”
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
by datdmt May 15, 2025
Get the Turfingmug. Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
Get the surf 'n' turfmug. When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
Get the Surf n' Turfmug.