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turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it
I gotta go get my turf shirt ese
by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020
mugGet the turf shirtmug.

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.
We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.
by hoot rider November 4, 2017
mugGet the Turf Loungemug.

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
mugGet the surf 'n' turfmug.

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.
I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.
by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025
mugGet the Surf and Turfmug.

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.
by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006
mugGet the turf heedmug.

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