Pork Tucker

A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.

Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.

by riz biz November 2, 2010

RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.

Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.

by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023

Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.

Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!

by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018

Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

Tucker Carlson

(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.

by boggler May 8, 2021

Tucker Carlson

A euphemism for someone who is a bold faced racist.

Ex. That man driving the truck with the Confederate flag bumper sticker is suck a Tucker Carlson.

Look at all the Tucker Carlson's wearing red hats.

by Emmerton July 17, 2019

tucker fucker

Tucker Fucker is what useless fat people use to refer to tomotao sauce or ketchup

Put some tucker fucker on ya hot dog

by Anti-Sam November 16, 2004