Paper Towel

A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away

Hey did you get with Lisa last night?

Ya but she Was a paper towel so I Just left after it was done.

by BatmanDougie December 1, 2011

towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.

Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.

by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005

Terrible Towel

1: Disgusting rag waved by Steelers fans at football games, tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."

2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower stratum in human evolution.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.

Guy 2: I know, terrible towel of a decision. I better get tested asap.

by hampsterdam November 24, 2009

throw in the towel

To give up or surrender. Probably related in origin to throwing up the white flag, which also indicates surrender.

When I was losing by 5 in the game of Don't Throw The Towel in the Bucket with a minute remaining, I realized it was hopeless and decided to just throw in the towel.

by Nick D July 4, 2004

Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Terrible Towel

The act of shitting on a yellow towel and then slapping an unsuspecting person with it.

My hoe didn't pay me so she got the terrible towel

by TheNastyOne82 June 2, 2011

Chewing the Towel

"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.

"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."

by Baron06 April 19, 2010