Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety

She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.

by Tomonia February 23, 2015

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

oopsy toot

when a fart is accompanied by seepage, a shart

Bob had to leave class cuz he messed himself with an oopsy toot.

I drank too much last night and now i am worried about having an oopsy toot.

by the_sara13 May 14, 2010

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017