Toobin'

The act of masturbation while on a Zoom call with your camera is on, then later claiming that you thought your camera was muted.

Goddammit Jeff, you're fucking Toobin' in front of the director again

by YeetusMcDingus October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of pleasuring yourself on a video stream.

Participants on the New Yorker Zoom call were shocked to see Jeffrey Toobin.

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020

Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings

Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting

by Sickdickey October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020

Toobin

the act of pleasuring oneself whilst on Zoom

I got caught Toobin during a conference call today.

by M1zuno1972! October 19, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020