"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)
Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.
Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.
OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!
You dumb fucking bitch.
You dumb fucking bitch.
by bexposito October 17, 2005
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noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
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by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008
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Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
by pHilbaby October 8, 2010
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