When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.
by GFMercy October 05, 2018
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba October 20, 2007
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009
A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.
A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
by donwithlatin January 10, 2006
To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.
by Alexylex February 05, 2005
(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
by cococrispy37 December 12, 2017