Donut Sex

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.

What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!

by pp69pp December 11, 2020

Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head

"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"

by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012

Aces and Donuts

A way to describe a situation that is positive, likable, or going well.

1) Once we're done with this project everything will be aces and donuts.
2) I'm goin' to the bar alone, but it's all aces and donuts.

by Lord Thaddius June 22, 2018

Congo donut

An activity where testicles, usually hairy, are heavily covered in baby powder and then slapped against someone’s face while grunting.

Dave was busy doing his Math problems, and then he turned around just in time to be hit with a Congo donut.

by Pelican4656 June 21, 2021

dunkin donuts

the high class breakfast establishment that can be found on any and every street corner in massachusetts. if the one on your block happens to be open 24 hours, it's probably where all the high school kids go around midnight to detox before heading home. the butternut donuts are wicked good, but the breakfast sandwiches are a little sketchy, especially when they're on croissants.

dunkin donuts is greater than krispy kreme.

by whatup May 22, 2006

Hertz Donut

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?

That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.

by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

roman donut

when your partner slides a donut(glazed preferably)over your member and proceeds to give oral until the donut is completely dissolved.

When my wife was hungry and horny i said, "Hey why not give me a roman donut and save some time."

by Buddy Sanborn December 25, 2005