Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

Taint louis

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.

"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."

by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015

Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Taint

The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.

"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016